fast, thorough and sharp as a tack.

email The HZA;
shortskirt.longjacket
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a girl who knows what's best
I want a girl with shoes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes

suicideblonde:

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

suicideblonde:

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.

— 18 hours ago with 135 notes
bohemea:

Regina George is flawless.She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.One time she met John Stamos on a plane… and he told her she was pretty.One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

bohemea:

Regina George is flawless.
She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.
I hear her hair’s insured for $10,000.
I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.
Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.
One time she met John Stamos on a plane… and he told her she was pretty.
One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

— 19 hours ago with 173 notes
"Imagine your worst nightmare, you mum, your sister, your girlfriend all leave you for the same man… & you still quite like him. The handsome swine! It’s Michael Bublé."
Dermot O’Leary, Never Mind the Buzzcocks 2009. (via fuckyeahmichaelbuble)
— 20 hours ago with 12 notes

So I am around but not. I am building a tumblr portfolio for one of final projects in my gender and communications class. Basically I get to assemble a bunch of pop culture things and explain how they relate to concepts learned in class.

Do you have any links or cool stuff about gender to share?

— 21 hours ago with 1 note
jedigrrrl:

theforce:

No wall can stop a wookiee!
(via Stéfan)

jedigrrrl:

theforce:

No wall can stop a wookiee!

(via Stéfan)

— 1 day ago with 12 notes
stayfrosty:

Pfc. Richard Long, (on bench), from Indian Land, South Carolina, works out, joined by Pfc. Timothy Humphreys from Sallisaw, Oklahoma, part of the U.S. Army’s 3rd Battalion, 509th Infantry Regiment (Airborne), based at Fort Richardson, Alaska. The two are seen reflected in a Humvee mirror mounted to a wall decorated with pictures from a Hooters calendar, in Paktika province in Afghanistan, Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009. (AP Photo/Dima Gavrysh)
Boys will be boys.

This is an awesome photo.

stayfrosty:

Pfc. Richard Long, (on bench), from Indian Land, South Carolina, works out, joined by Pfc. Timothy Humphreys from Sallisaw, Oklahoma, part of the U.S. Army’s 3rd Battalion, 509th Infantry Regiment (Airborne), based at Fort Richardson, Alaska. The two are seen reflected in a Humvee mirror mounted to a wall decorated with pictures from a Hooters calendar, in Paktika province in Afghanistan, Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009. (AP Photo/Dima Gavrysh)

Boys will be boys.

This is an awesome photo.

— 1 day ago with 7 notes
bohemea:

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

bohemea:

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

— 1 day ago with 264 notes
missworld:

tanya77:

a12thway2reachme:

Did I ever tell you guys that I own the HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 ELECTRONIC BROOMSTICK?  That’d be the one that was probably only on the shelves for as long as you could say, HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 ELECTRONIC BROOMSTICK.  Mattel quickly pulled it when parents started complaining that the toy, intended for young boys 5+, was more being “used” by said young boys’ 12 year-old sisters.  Because they discovered that it vibrates.  Between their legs.  Sigh.  I remember my first vibrator …

LOL


Hey ladies, remember the wiggle pens?

missworld:

tanya77:

a12thway2reachme:

Did I ever tell you guys that I own the HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 ELECTRONIC BROOMSTICK?  That’d be the one that was probably only on the shelves for as long as you could say, HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 ELECTRONIC BROOMSTICK.  Mattel quickly pulled it when parents started complaining that the toy, intended for young boys 5+, was more being “used” by said young boys’ 12 year-old sisters.  Because they discovered that it vibrates.  Between their legs.  Sigh.  I remember my first vibrator …

LOL

Hey ladies, remember the wiggle pens?

— 1 day ago with 13 notes
capriquarius:

waxandmilk:

As far as I know Must-See-TV is now on Wednesdays at 10PM on A&E.
What more do you need besides Chief Deputy Sheriff Steven Seagal, who wears his yellow-tinted sunglasses at night like a true zen badass, taking out crooks with his sweet Aikido moves and trademark stone cold stare? Ever the Renaissance Man, Steve’s apparently picked up some N’awlins drawl to his otherwise cacophonous (and occasionally summery breezy) voice too. Who needs buddy cop movies when you got back-to-back episodes of this on TV?

Oh. my. god.

capriquarius:

waxandmilk:

As far as I know Must-See-TV is now on Wednesdays at 10PM on A&E.

What more do you need besides Chief Deputy Sheriff Steven Seagal, who wears his yellow-tinted sunglasses at night like a true zen badass, taking out crooks with his sweet Aikido moves and trademark stone cold stare? Ever the Renaissance Man, Steve’s apparently picked up some N’awlins drawl to his otherwise cacophonous (and occasionally summery breezy) voice too. Who needs buddy cop movies when you got back-to-back episodes of this on TV?

Oh. my. god.

— 2 days ago with 30 notes
robotlauren:

whitneymartin:

robotlauren:

this might be my new all-time favourite thing i’ve EVER made

This hilarious!  Great job.  Does Jared ever wear one.
no he doesn’t - dean only did b/c it was future hotness.. future!dean loves the thigh holster.

Clutching my pearls.

robotlauren:

whitneymartin:

robotlauren:

this might be my new all-time favourite thing i’ve EVER made

This hilarious! Great job. Does Jared ever wear one.

no he doesn’t - dean only did b/c it was future hotness.. future!dean loves the thigh holster.

Clutching my pearls.

— 2 days ago with 26 notes
cadetriojas:

onlybythedark:

fuckyeah007:

(via ohnoesaskars)
This scene makes even our hardened souls go “Awww.” Fingerlicking good.


Aww

One of my favorite scenes in cinema.

cadetriojas:

onlybythedark:

fuckyeah007:

(via ohnoesaskars)

This scene makes even our hardened souls go “Awww.” Fingerlicking good.

Aww

One of my favorite scenes in cinema.

— 2 days ago with 12 notes